How to spot a fuck boy

First of all, I’m sorry for the hiatus, I have just had so much going on in my life and  I feel terrible for neglecting my blog!

Any ways, I decided to write something that unfortunately I know a lot about. You see, this post is especially for girls but guys feel free to pick out any pointers to protect your circle or better still your sisters/future daughters.

NOTE:  if you cannot tell the difference between humour and seriousness I suggest you close this page now

So here we have it, the ways in which you could spot a fuck boy:

First thing is first, don’t mix up a ‘baby boy’ and a fuck boy. There is the ‘baby boy’ life style and there is just being a straight fuck boy. Baby boys are usually clear about the sort of life they live; partying, drinking, no strings attached flings and all that good stuff. So this brings me to my first point:

 

1) Fuck boys are never straight up and clear about intentions. If you ask a guy  ‘wagwan with us’ and he says ‘lets go with the flow’ or ‘let’s live in the moment’ then most likely he is Yoruba, but worse a fuck boy, so run.

2) If he looks like Mayweather or Ray J, fuck boy too.

3) If ever he brings up the topic of other females he’s messed with and never has anything good to say about them, always ‘she a hoe’ ‘she wasnt wifey’ blah blah  then please run. That is a certified fuck boy. Real men don’t speak ill of past relationships and best believe when he is done with you, you’ll be next on his list to talk shit about.

4) If he is forever in some drama on twitter involving nudes or something similar, run. Once you see a dude getting all excited over nudes or RTing. For example ‘OMG someone’s nudes just leaked’, I beg you use your block and spam button as quickly as you can

5) If he is Yoruba. Statistics shows that a Yoruba guy is most likely carrying the dominant fuck boy gene

6) If he is forever using degrading terms towards women like  ‘hoes be like’ or  ‘heuxs be like’ or  ‘bitches be like’. Yup he is a fuck boy. I mean if he is hella disrespectful to females in general, you are no exception. Its only just a matter of time.

7) The most obvious one like (DUH) if he has leaked a nude, screen shot, text messages for bants, especially on social media. HE OBVIOUSLY is a fuck boy. (AND YES IF YOU ARE GIRL WHO PARTICIPATES IN SUCH FUCKERY YOU ARE A FUCK BOY TOO)

8) If you know for a fact he’s tried to talk to two friends at the same time: f u c k b o y.

9) Greatest test of them all: if you ask  ‘do you have a girlfriend’ and his answer is ‘ I neither admit or deny’, jejely take your bathroom slippers and exit the fuckboyry (yes I know this is not even a word) atmosphere. Such answer  would most likely come from a Yoruba boy (refer to number 5)

10) If he has a friend who exhibits the above, most likely he is a fuck boy too.

If you notice any of the above in any guy please stay away from him, FAR AWAY. I’m talking about a Chris Brown staying far away from the gym kind of way. And please unless your name is Iyanla or Jesus , don’t think you can fix a fuck boy, we’ve all tried.

So there you have it my 10 survival tips of spotting and escaping fuck boys. Feel free to suggest any more in the comments or email me (even though im sure I won’t be foolish enough to deal with one anymore, you never know), I am sure girls around the world would appreciate it

 

Make love not war xx

Nelo.